Consider it the Special Olympic catwalk of honor, virtue, and all things worth fairness.
WWSCD
- Health Care: "The most sacred thing I do is care... Today I am in charge of picking a great new healthcare plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um, yes. Like a specialist." -SC
- Economic Crisis: "You may look around, and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind." -SC
- Foreign Affairs: " You'll notice I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive...no pun intended. But I just thought, 'too soon' for Arabs. Maybe next year. The ball's in their court." (exercise on role playing) -SC
- Domestic Affairs: "New York, New York. The city so nice, they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name." -SC
- War on Drugs: "Okay, attention everyone. The drug testing has been cancelled. Instead I will be going around to each of you, and doing a visual inspection." -SC
- Same Sex Marriage: "I call everybody faggy. Why would anyone find that offensive?" -SC
- Social Security: "Society teaches us that, having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown." -SC
